30.12.11

do your felf a saviour

'Herald-Sun April 2010
Apparently Molly Meldrum was devastated by the news about the Melbourne Storm, when someone located him in Bangkok and told him. We were informed that Meldrum goes to all the Melbourne Storm games when he's in town, which would, of course, be more difficult to do when he's in Bangkok in the middle of his beloved team's NRL season. I feel for his plight. He may have been so distraught that he shifted his cocktail glass to the other hand. BILLIE JEAN BEANBLOSSOM, Blackburn'

'ThaiVisa.com Posted 2011-12-19
He has a Thai boyfriend and is well known for trawling the boy bars in Patong for decades.
He doesn't come for the temples or local arts and crafts …'

News.com December Brother Brian Meldrum said the … star … was uttering words, but they had no context and were difficult to understand.'

So no change then?

'He said Molly spoke a couple of words on Sunday for the first time but it was difficult to decipher what they meant.’

Your suggestions on a postcard please, ‘most likely’ can win a free Bar Tab at Molly’s Bangkok ‘business’

18.12.11

Crippy Crimble

This festival is promoted by Christian cults and retail trade. Parties, $pending, credit card blowout, and none of it related to baby Jesus. It is impossible to opt-out. I blame the 'three allegedly wise men' allegedly following a star (as if) and bearing those wildly inappropriate gifts. We all know that joke -
"What would have happened if it had been three Wise Women instead of three Wise Men?
They would have asked directions,
arrived on time,
helped deliver the baby,
cleaned the stable,
made a casserole,
and brought practical gifts.
and
when they left...
"Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?"
"That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!"
"Virgin, my arse! I knew her in school!"
"Can you believe that they let all of those disgusting animals in the house?"
"I heard that Joseph isn't even working right now!"
"And that donkey that they are riding has seen better days too!"
"Want to bet on how long it will take until you get your casserole dish back?"
"That drummer boy was hot."

Hoping you all come out the other side of it all ... X X X