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28 April 2011

The Rex Pistols

I
LIKE THEM
AND
WISH
THEM
SUCCESS
IN THEIR
BATTLE
AGAINST
THE
RESENTFUL
WHINERS.

Just don't
honeymoon
at the
Chelsea
Hotel.
(artist:
Rich Simmons)

However,
regarding the family
Catherine is taking on:
Here are the coats of arms of Uncle Andy and Uncle Prick Chuck:

















This is the Andrew lion and unicorn
enlarged and calm loins -


and this is Prince Charles very excited unicorn and lion loins -

Has this princely priapism
been discussed historically and I missed it all?

(My thanks to www.VanityFair.com for printing that last image without studying it in detail)

8 comments:

  1. Oh dear. What can one say.

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  2. Hi Antikva, i hope you have the wine stocked for prime time viewing. Australia is luckier than anywhere else for that one.
    It will be pure comedy for all.
    Thanks Andrew for linking to The Guardian apologising for the censorship of The Chaser team.

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  3. Hee, hee.. I always thought it was Andy who was the randy one. Old Chuck is a bit of a dark horse, eh?

    That reminds me of a kerfuffle here a couple of years back when some female members of The Nordic Battle Group objected to the lion in their battalion's coat-of-arms having a penis. It was obviously a male lion with a full mane and everything, so of course it had a penis! However, the army was forced castrate the lion after the European Court of Justice upheld the women's complaints of sexism.

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  4. No condom in the coat of arms? Did he forget that particular piece of his history?

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  5. hah! "Binky's" marriage at the Crocoseum! Classic. Quick , call the NT News, a front page like never before.

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  6. Yes Phil - the Hadley Freeman column has always been worthwhile. She is due for one of her regular face-gouging Trudi Styles attacks any time soon, but search her archive and laugh at previous ones if you like.

    Of course we will have twitter on the laptops during the wedding, and we expect more of the same from C.Deveny who Twondered if Binki got laid at the Logies (like everyone else wanted to)and got into a heap of trouble for her perfectly obvious remark (I don't think little kids should be at lager-lout Logie nights, famed for disgusting after-party behaviour).
    I wonder how the telecast will affect restaurants, shopping, and movies in Australia on the night.

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  7. Perhaps what is made up for on the Arms, compensates for the lack someplace else?

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